Construction worker (CW) on the stoop as I passed him on the way to my office: (Broken English) Do you want to be my Cinderella?
Me: Uh… what?
CW: My Cinderella!
CW: (Pointing a single, black high-heeled suede sandal) Look, I found the slipper!
Me: Oh… ha ha. I already found my Prince Charming, thanks.