Kidding… Merry Christmas y’all.
Behold! The Family Tree. Though we may be modest about most of the holiday traditions (except the feast), this is our one true excess. It takes hours to assemble and we’ve stopped trying to fit all of the ornaments on the tree after some were lost in the Great Tree Collapse of 2008, including the beloved ceramic Ginger Peg Leg and giant red “Place Your Saying Here” ornament my Grandpa got from the bank when he worked there.