A birthday shout-out goes to Mr. Drastik who’s celebrating on the very day the world turns binary (10-10-10). A day when we learned a valuable lesson — spending more than hour in a black-lit glow-in-the-dark golf course kind of gives you a headache. I sympathize with the staff. Interestingly, AG asked Drastik if he was bitter about turning 31. Bitter seems counter-productive. For the most part, aging is inevitable and we’ve obsessed long enough.
Anyways, for the birthday boy, I post a brief clip from one of our favorite movies, National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1. Setting the scene… this is why you don’t answer the door when girl scouts ring the doorbell. It’s a tip off that something’s up.