I am very nearly finished on the first installment of the latest travelogue. But in the meantime, I ran across this: Ex-Boyfriend Collection’s guide to finding your ideal 80s boyfriend, though they should add the subtitle As Seen in the Most Popular 80s Films because my ideal 80s boyfriend was a fellow named Rudy (Ryan Lambert) from the lesser-known Monster Squad. Of course, that would require adding into the flowchart “Does he have to drive a car?” because Rudy pedaled a bike. But, until he reached high school and the age when he legally could drive, he still upped his street cred with leather jackets, cigarettes, and pants so tight you could see which side he tucked on.
(The title of this blog comes from an very excellent New Young Pony Club song called ‘Ice Cream.’ Check it out)