From the recent smatterings of the rarely-updated Best of Craigslist, one can now understand the distinction between DIY (Do-It-Yourself) and DIM (Do-It-Myself)…
Date: 2011-05-26, 9:09PM CDT
I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don’t know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you’re capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.